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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/28/2014 at 21:26 • Filed to: None

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PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 21:31

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HAHAHAHAHA!! Just read your thread.

The Gawker commentariat have little sense of humor, and even less understanding of the whole sarcasm thing.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 01/28/2014 at 21:31

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Do I keep going?

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 21:32

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y…..yes, you do.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 21:33

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You get in trouble... Do you lift?

KB Garage > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 21:35

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 01/28/2014 at 21:37

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Hell to the no!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > KB Garage 01/28/2014 at 21:37

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Kinja'd

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 21:38

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Sorry, dude. I backed out after agreeing that Jabba the Hutt was a lazy piece of shit.

Lots of armchair superheros over there.

If I had more battery (8% remaining) I would go full Coorslight on that thread.

KB Garage > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 21:39

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Not really a surprise...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike 01/28/2014 at 21:39

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Do I tell them that I'm Batman?

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 21:39

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Do it, add sarcasm. Make fun of them when they don't get the sarcasm.

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 21:40

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Aquaman.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 01/28/2014 at 21:42

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 01/28/2014 at 21:42

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I'm going to get permabaned from Gawker, aren't I?

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 21:43

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Nah, better go with Dr Emmet Brown so you can go back in time eight seconds and fix everything.

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 21:45

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Nah. Only if you did what I did (keep poking at HamNo for his lack of understanding in the inner workings of finance).

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 21:45

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That's okay, it for science!

Forgetful > McMike 01/28/2014 at 21:51

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Sweet summer sci-fi plot. You can time travel, but you can only be there for... 8 Seconds.

aquila121 > McMike 01/28/2014 at 21:57

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McMike, I just went back and read all the CoorsLight-related stuff. I haven't laughed that hard at a comment exchange in ages.

Thank you, sir. Have a Coors, on me (take your pick).

Lastly:

aquila121 > aquila121 01/28/2014 at 21:57

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Goddammit, Kinja. Ruin my fun.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 01/28/2014 at 22:12

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http://gawker.com/this-would-be-…

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Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 22:27

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oooh man.. you stirred up hell.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 01/28/2014 at 22:30

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Good.

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 22:30

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NeedForSwede > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 22:37

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Lampooning self-righteousness is not a mistake. You did good.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 01/28/2014 at 22:47

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I keep going.

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 22:50

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Don't post that on Gawker. I almost did, but the interns regulating chat might take offense.

offroadkarter > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 22:50

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This is why I don't post, or read gawker!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 01/28/2014 at 22:51

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I won't, but Flash references are still gold.

Dsscats > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 23:00

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What was that Gawker post? I missed something!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dsscats 01/28/2014 at 23:03

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Don't go here.

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Dsscats > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 23:19

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66 comments. Fuck.

Walfisch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/29/2014 at 00:15

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That thread was comedy gold, thank you.

My favorite line, "You have failed this city, Flash!"

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/29/2014 at 00:17

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Never mind about what got deleted and lets cross our fingers "saucisson" doesn't discover oppo ever

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 01/29/2014 at 00:46

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He wouldn't last.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dsscats 01/29/2014 at 00:47

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Yup

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Walfisch 01/29/2014 at 00:48

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I love Arrow, great show.

Walfisch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/29/2014 at 08:14

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Me too hehe! You won't see me anywhere else on a Wednesday night except in front of my TV screen.